Help! Impending Crisis

Ok there is a major problem on the horizon for me and I need some help in solving it. It is pretty serious and thus I have dreamt up the idea of a competition to persuade people to lend some assistance.


I am running out of PG Tips pyramid bags. Sound the alarm.


I only have twenty left and without them my Britishness will slowly fade into nothing and I will have lost all the qualities associated with this fabulous nationality: superb banter and general quick-wittedness, superior intelligence and strong character in the face of adversity. Don't let me become this man.

Therefore I am starting the Rescue the Moo Competition 2006! The rules are simple: the first person to visit my good self in Santander and bring with them one large quantity of premium grade PG Tips pyramid tea bags (at least 200... I will be counting) will have a grand party thrown in their honour with all sorts of sumptious food, exotic drinks and exciting people from all over the world.

The closing date for said competition is the 20th of December 2006 when I shall be coming home for Christmas. Therefore get your act together and fly out here pronto in order to claim your prize and save a Brit in need.